Ode to Remodeling!

BigholeWoe is me for I can see,

A big muddy hole where my grass used to be.

My sprinklers are broken and dangling loose,

Dangerously resembling a hang mans noose.

My beautiful picturesque Pine trees are gone,

I planted them ten years ago. Was it really that long?

You may ask, what did it what caused this disaster?

I made the mistake of remodeling, it’s the bloody contractor!

 

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